Rent a Purse

February 18, 2010

When I log into my AOL instant messenger AOL pops up in my browser, and out of curiosities sake I always browse their “news” and one thing in particular made my eyebrow raise and tilt my head like what?
However, they do not mention purses in the article, I checked. I would like to know, who the heck [...]

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We’re all mad here.

January 10, 2010

I totally just said “ty” to my three year old, who then looked up at me and said “What Mommy?” “err… thank you Dean.” *blank stare*
This is sort of like when I want to show John something and I say “Honey, come ‘lol’ at this”, and realize I’m speaking out loud chat text.
Also like, when you say [...]

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Solving World Peace with Eggs. You know it could happen.

November 5, 2009

I went to bed last night, took my medicine and laid down, cuddled up to my husband because that man is like a heat box and I’m an ice cube so he reluctantly holds me in his sleep because he hates sleeping with ice cubes, which I totally understand, I hate being an ice cube [...]

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Well, Apparently I’m married to an old man.

November 2, 2009

Upon inspection of our mail today, John and I discovered this:

So, apparently I’m married to an old man, not a 21 year old man-child. Who’d a thunk it? I certainly didn’t know. I should of known better when he was sort of stalkerish when we first met that maybe he’d lied about his age just [...]

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6 a.m. on a Sunday.

October 11, 2009

Early mornings are bad for me, all together bad. Its now 9 a.m. and I feel like I’ve had a full day.
Dean woke us up very early this morning, obviously… because who in their right mind wakes up at 6 a.m. on a Sunday?
Well, we followed our usual procedure of a bathtime first thing in [...]

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Pandas.

September 23, 2009

This link here is a news story my friend directed me to. I’ve mulled it over, and over, and over… and it’s still bothering me.
“LONDON – Conservationists should “pull the plug” on giant pandas and let them die out, according to BBC presenter and naturalist Chris Packham.
“Here’s a species that, of its own accord, has [...]

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*I’m rather proud of this entry* I love Etsy and all but.. holy crapola.

September 20, 2009

Browsing around the good ol’ blogosphere as I tend to do at night, I stumbled upon this article and sort of stared dumbfounded at it. I mean, who wouldn’t? Reusable menstrual pads? Really? Who thought this was a good idea? I don’t know about you, but I hate cleaning regular blood let alone menstrual blood. [...]

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On God.

September 19, 2009

I may of been over thinking when I thought of this… but, if there is a God, God has to be a man. A woman would not give a woman periods, pregnancy issues and menopause. Seriously, only a man would do this to a woman.
I also kind of wonder about this nun thing. Nun’s are [...]

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Next Casuality in this House: The Garbage Disposal.

September 16, 2009

Alright, first we had the whole hot water tank exploding. Next we have the lovely pipe of doom which I wrote out already for you lovely people. Now? Now we have the Garbage Disposal.
All I can think is why why why why why why why?
That saying “If it can go wrong, it will go wrong.” [...]

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Toddler Leashes Piss Me Off.

September 16, 2009

This image is exactly the reason why I hate those stupid harnesses for kids. I mean I know parent’s use them, I know they’re handy and I don’t condemn you for using them but… do not allow your child to walk around like a dog on a leash in public, or anywhere for that matter. [...]

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