August 31, 2010
I absolutely love Jenny’s advice column, it’s usually amusing and puts me in a better mood no matter what. Even better are those rare times when it’s not just hilarious, but really damn helpful.
This is *BULLSHIT*
This entirely sums up any internet drama, and why it’s pointless and stupid. Just replace a few things to specific [...]
February 18, 2010
When I log into my AOL instant messenger AOL pops up in my browser, and out of curiosities sake I always browse their “news” and one thing in particular made my eyebrow raise and tilt my head like what?
However, they do not mention purses in the article, I checked. I would like to know, who the heck [...]
February 3, 2010
I was going to post first about the end of our trip to Chicago, but this seems to have distracted that post… which I promise will come.
Anyways, Miley Cyrus’s little sisters who is nine years old is launching a lingerie collection for little girls her age. Excuse me?
I don’t know about you, but I don’t [...]
January 10, 2010
I totally just said “ty” to my three year old, who then looked up at me and said “What Mommy?” “err… thank you Dean.” *blank stare*
This is sort of like when I want to show John something and I say “Honey, come ‘lol’ at this”, and realize I’m speaking out loud chat text.
Also like, when you say [...]
January 8, 2010
Can you spot what’s wrong with this picture?
I’d say more – but I think this is self explanatory.
November 13, 2009
For weeks my son has sat in the tub waiting for the water to drain completely, and for weeks I’ve just done my things while I waited for him.
However, today I really watched him. He kept pushing his toys to the other side of the tub and sitting to block anything but water to pass [...]
November 7, 2009
A the new, modern, up to date savvy Chasity device for us women! You know, so our creepy boyfriends and fathers can watch us at every moment. Is this legal?
It’s underwear! But not just any underwear. We bring you the forget-me-not panties. The site starts off asking you if you’re curious if your wife is [...]
November 2, 2009
Upon inspection of our mail today, John and I discovered this:
So, apparently I’m married to an old man, not a 21 year old man-child. Who’d a thunk it? I certainly didn’t know. I should of known better when he was sort of stalkerish when we first met that maybe he’d lied about his age just [...]
November 2, 2009
Note: This post should totally be ignored, because it makes no sense and has no meaning, dude.
Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Duuuude.
I find myself constantly saying “dude” after every sentence.
“Don’t bite Asher, dude.”, to Dean.
“I want some apple pie, Dude.”
“This cat is driving me nuts, Dude”
What is this obsession with “Dude” and [...]
October 11, 2009
Early mornings are bad for me, all together bad. Its now 9 a.m. and I feel like I’ve had a full day.
Dean woke us up very early this morning, obviously… because who in their right mind wakes up at 6 a.m. on a Sunday?
Well, we followed our usual procedure of a bathtime first thing in [...]