“Why?”
“I don’t know Dean.”
“Why?”
“I don’t know, you’re the one who did it Dean.”
“Why did I do it?”
“I don’t know, you’re weird?”
“Why?”
“Stop asking me why.”
“WHY?”
… my head hurts.

I absolutely love Jenny’s advice column, it’s usually amusing and puts me in a better mood no matter what. Even better are those rare times when it’s not just hilarious, but really damn helpful.
This is *BULLSHIT*
This entirely sums up any internet drama, and why it’s pointless and stupid. Just replace a few things to specific [...]

When I log into my AOL instant messenger AOL pops up in my browser, and out of curiosities sake I always browse their “news” and one thing in particular made my eyebrow raise and tilt my head like what?
However, they do not mention purses in the article, I checked. I would like to know, who the heck [...]

He linked me to a blog post to amuse me, I wanted to share it with everyone else. If you make it through the whole thing I might give you a cookie.
Thank you, Chris for once again linking me to something that makes me wonder how the heck you find this crap online.

I’m totally serious, but on a side note it’s this whole perfect brownie pan. So, you get all brownies with… all edges? Who the heck ever takes the edge pieces? I don’t know about you but I cut around the edges, I love the soft center of a pan of brownies, not the harder edges. We’re… encouraging [...]

I totally just said “ty” to my three year old, who then looked up at me and said “What Mommy?” “err… thank you Dean.” *blank stare*
This is sort of like when I want to show John something and I say “Honey, come ‘lol’ at this”, and realize I’m speaking out loud chat text.
Also like, when you say [...]

For weeks my son has sat in the tub waiting for the water to drain completely, and for weeks I’ve just done my things while I waited for him.
However, today I really watched him. He kept pushing his toys to the other side of the tub and sitting to block anything but water to pass [...]

A the new, modern, up to date savvy Chasity device for us women! You know, so our creepy boyfriends and fathers can watch us at every moment. Is this legal?
It’s underwear! But not just any underwear. We bring you the forget-me-not panties. The site starts off asking you if you’re curious if your wife is [...]

I went to bed last night, took my medicine and laid down, cuddled up to my husband because that man is like a heat box and I’m an ice cube so he reluctantly holds me in his sleep because he hates sleeping with ice cubes, which I totally understand, I hate being an ice cube [...]

Upon inspection of our mail today, John and I discovered this:

So, apparently I’m married to an old man, not a 21 year old man-child. Who’d a thunk it? I certainly didn’t know. I should of known better when he was sort of stalkerish when we first met that maybe he’d lied about his age just [...]