http://www.mommysblend.com/?p=62 Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:03:47 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 http://www.mommysblend.com/?p=62&cpage=1#comment-39 Megan Erwin Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:05:51 +0000 http://www.mommysblend.com/?p=62#comment-39 James is very smart, but he's also a Mormon. So, we have to watch out for what he says... Mormons are weird and decipher God messages a lot differently than the rest of us. Also, I wouldn't trust him with a lawn mower. He ended up with his on top of him the other week in a nice accident that COULD OF KILLED HIM but he did a super dad thing and flung this giant thing off himself. So weird. James is very smart, but he’s also a Mormon. So, we have to watch out for what he says… Mormons are weird and decipher God messages a lot differently than the rest of us. Also, I wouldn’t trust him with a lawn mower. He ended up with his on top of him the other week in a nice accident that COULD OF KILLED HIM but he did a super dad thing and flung this giant thing off himself. So weird.

]]> http://www.mommysblend.com/?p=62&cpage=1#comment-38 Jenny, Bloggess Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:46:49 +0000 http://www.mommysblend.com/?p=62#comment-38 James is right. I think Jesus wants me to get a mammogram. James is right. I think Jesus wants me to get a mammogram.

]]> http://www.mommysblend.com/?p=62&cpage=1#comment-37 James Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:25:48 +0000 http://www.mommysblend.com/?p=62#comment-37 pshh.. it's ONE BOOB MUSHROOM. What good is one boob mushroom.. boobs are best in pairs - in fact.. I think most boob shops have a buy-one-get-one offer because.. who wants to be lopsided? But I digress.. one boob mushroom?? That's like a BAD omen. God is telling her.. have you had your breast examination recently.. because guess what.. rheumatoid arthritis ISN'T ENOUGH. If I had a single boob mushroom in my yard.. I'd mow over it and call it a mastectomy. pshh.. it’s ONE BOOB MUSHROOM. What good is one boob mushroom.. boobs are best in pairs – in fact.. I think most boob shops have a buy-one-get-one offer because.. who wants to be lopsided? But I digress.. one boob mushroom?? That’s like a BAD omen. God is telling her.. have you had your breast examination recently.. because guess what.. rheumatoid arthritis ISN’T ENOUGH. If I had a single boob mushroom in my yard.. I’d mow over it and call it a mastectomy.

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