For weeks my son has sat in the tub waiting for the water to drain completely, and for weeks I’ve just done my things while I waited for him.
However, today I really watched him. He kept pushing his toys to the other side of the tub and sitting to block anything but water to pass [...]

A the new, modern, up to date savvy Chasity device for us women! You know, so our creepy boyfriends and fathers can watch us at every moment. Is this legal?
It’s underwear! But not just any underwear. We bring you the forget-me-not panties. The site starts off asking you if you’re curious if your wife is [...]

I went to bed last night, took my medicine and laid down, cuddled up to my husband because that man is like a heat box and I’m an ice cube so he reluctantly holds me in his sleep because he hates sleeping with ice cubes, which I totally understand, I hate being an ice cube [...]

Upon inspection of our mail today, John and I discovered this:

So, apparently I’m married to an old man, not a 21 year old man-child. Who’d a thunk it? I certainly didn’t know. I should of known better when he was sort of stalkerish when we first met that maybe he’d lied about his age just [...]

Note: This post should totally be ignored, because it makes no sense and has no meaning, dude.
Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Duuuude.
I find myself constantly saying “dude” after every sentence.
“Don’t bite Asher, dude.”, to Dean.
“I want some apple pie, Dude.”
“This cat is driving me nuts, Dude”
What is this obsession with “Dude” and [...]